How a small decision can turn your life around

I like this title, it is accurate. I have to hand it to #wix. They have some cool ideas if you want to be inspired. Not by me. I'm not going to inspire you. Unless you have Very. Low. Standards. And all this post is going to do is teach you how to settle your stomach after too much wine/Godiva chocolate. So let's begin.

Tonight I ate 3 Godiva truffles, a glass of wine, and 3 crackers for dinner. HEALTH NUT right here. Did I mention that I had thrown the Godiva truffles away this morning so that I wouldn't eat them later? THAT'S RIGHT. `I pulled those bad boys right out of the trash. And ate 3 of them. And then put then BACK in the trash for tomorrow. When I will eat the last 5. Also, the Godiva/Wine mix made my stomach hurt- so instead of ordering a pizza (my first inclination)-I ate 3 crackers to settle my stomach. It works when you are sick so I figured it was worth a shot. Worked like a dream! So basically what we have learned here is that this is a #health food/wellness blog. Tomorrow I will explain how to eat around the spinach in a salad, and instead stick to the cheese/fried chicken/ranch dressing mix in the middle of the spinach. Don't miss it. The below is not me. It's a lady pretending to be happy that a) she's cooking, and b) she's making something healthy (I know this is healthy because I took this picture from the wix "healthy images" portal).

If this girl was super healthy she would not have these boobs. Unless they are fake. Then she would. Good for her. I hear fake boobs hurt like a b*. This girl is a WARRIOR. #fakeboobs for everyone!

#lifestyle #decisionmaking #fakeboobs